Todd Glass has a lot of great stories, and some of them are even true. Exhibit A: his 2014 autobiography, The Todd Glass Situation: A Bunch of Lies About My Personal Life and a Bunch of True Stories About My 30-Year Career in Stand-Up Comedy. In the book, much as he’s done onstage for three decades, Glass recounts the ups and downs of his life and career with irascible wit, uncommon insight and the (more than) occasional well-placed F-bomb. Glass plays a three-night, five-show run at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington this Thursday through Saturday, July 14 through 16.