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Thursday, December 3, 2009

I Hate CrowfeatheR

Posted By on Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 12:23 PM

OK, not really. I actually like Mr. FeatheR quite a bit. Will I have fun at his expense from time to time? Indeed I will. But you can say that about almost anyone in this town — I try to poke fun equally across the board. And generally speaking, I try to keep it all in good fun. I mean, I rag on myself as much as anyone else.

However, it seems not everyone shares my tongue-in-cheek approach. In particular, a Mr. "Seth Bailey" who writes for a humor(ish) website called Something Awful. In his most recent missive, he spends a good nine pages describing in explicit, unflinching detail why he loathes CrowfeatheR. Let me tell you, it is brutal stuff — it also borderline slanderous and on par with or beyond the tastelessness of which he accuses CrowfeatheR.

I was going to excerpt some of the choicest bits. But frankly, I just don't have the stomach this morning. It's that rough. So here's a link to the piece. Fair warning: this is not for kids or anyone easily offended by grotesque language.  


Dan Bolles

Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to see rock shows for a living. He became assistant arts editor...