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Monday, November 6, 2017

Joke of the Week: 50 Shaves of Gray

Posted By Dan Bolles on Mon, Nov 6, 2017 at 11:59 AM

It's Monday, which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Burlington's Omega Jade. Take it away, Omega…

I wish receding hairlines could happen with pubic hair. It would really save on waxing. Especially since I'm at the age for gray pubic hair. It's like shaving is now an anti-aging technique.

About That Joke

Says Jade: I was at an open mic the week of my birthday. After hearing a badly written joke about going bald — and realizing upon shaving I have gray pubic hairs — I was inspired. TMI, I know.

Meet the Comedian, Omega Jade

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Omega Jade

Omega Jade is a Burlington-based comedian who is originally from San Diego, Calif. She has been doing standup for three years and produces the "Blackout Comedy Night" series.

See Her Live

Jade performs regularly throughout Vermont. Check Seven Days' weekly club listings for upcoming appearances.

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Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to see rock shows for a living. He became assistant arts editor...