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Monday, May 8, 2017

Joke of the Week: So You Drink You Can Dance?

Posted By on Mon, May 8, 2017 at 3:05 PM

It's Monday, which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Lyndonville's Caleb Teske. Take it away, Caleb…
If you've ever seen me dance like nobody is watching, it's probably because I was drinking like I have three kidneys.

About That Joke
Says Teske:  I was drunk.

Meet the Comedian, Caleb Teske

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Caleb Teske
Caleb Teske is a Lyndonville-based comic.  He produces and hosts three showcase comedy shows in the Northeast Kingdom, including at the Kingdom Taproom and Catamount Arts in St. Johnsbury, and at Burke Mountain in East Burke. He also performs in various other shows across the state. Teske is a member of the sketch comedy troupe Socially Irresponsible  and hosts his own political comedy podcast, "Better Left Unsaid."

See Him Live
Teske performs at Comedy & Crepes on Monday, May 22, at the Skinny Pancake in Burlington.

Think you can do better?

We're always looking for jokes from local comedians. We publish one joke each week, and you can read through previous ones here.


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Dan Bolles

Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to see rock shows for a living. He became assistant arts editor...